Letterman is cold, empty and crawling with rats

Talk show host David Letterman has had the honour of having the new $21 million communication and media building named after him at his alma mater, Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana. And as he so often does on his CBS show, the Class of ’70 ended his hilarious speech with a list.

Ten good things about having your name on a building

10. Forget the name, just check the building

9. On weekends, maintenance crew lets you ride on the floor buffer

8. By law they have to let you use the rest room

7. It’s lot better than having your name on a lame talk show

6. You are allowed to crash after a night at the locker room

5. Great way to show off that jerk down the street with the vanity license plate

4. When people say “Letterman is cold and empty”, they mighty be talking aobut the building

3. Fun to see the security guard do a double take when he checks your ID

2. Cool to hear exterminators say “Letterman is crawling with rats”

1. Unlike me, it should still look good when it’s 60

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